[EDITED:
Vickii just reminded me of some things that I left out, so I'm adding it in. Also, she says the previous font size was kind of small so I'm enlarging it.]
GUEST-POSTING ONCE AGAIN(:
Reading Sam's old posts once more cracks me up over and over again. There are just SO MANY hilarious moments from last year. Here's a list:
MEMORABLE LD2 MOMENTS (2008)
MEMORABLE LD2 MOMENTS
in no particular order or sequence - this list will live on.
1. PL Musical
Watching Vickii perform on stage,
LD Square cursing Vickii to break her leg and fall of stage.
Trisha wanting to throw rotten tomatoes at Vickii
Outing with The King of Dao who owed us money.
2. Spiderwick Chronicles
Movie version: You die, I die, Bye Bye.
LD2 version: You touch me when the ogre strike, I grab the next person, Let's all freak each
other out in the dark.
3. Ben 10
Entered the place late and took the wrong side to find the seats.
Free banana with the popcorn, gave it to Mr Ben 10
Poor banana left on the drink-holder.
4. Sentosa
Volleyball + Sun-tanning + Cycling
Trisha fell in the sand while cycling. For SOME REASON.
Vickii's Statue of Victoria in the volleyball court
Constant criticism on people's "ABS."
Everyone came back to school with sunburnt back.
Except for Sammy who didn't go.
5. Hide-And-Seek
Sammy and Vickii running away and hiding at Bugis Street
The rest of us search, sms, call like mad.
Round #1: Hide in some fitting room
Round #2: Travel all the way back to PS.
6. Sports Day
Hiding all the way up (Sam, Sammy, Rachel)
Listening to music and drawing random stuff in Sam's diary
Came up with the puffy thing that kept chasing Sammy.
7. The Paper Ball
POA Class:
Tessa, sitting behind, threw a paper ball note to Rachel.
Rachel, reads it, then writes a respond.
Wanted to throw it back to Tessa's table
But threw the paper ball out of class by ACCIDENT.
Asked to go restroom, permission given, went out to take it.
Came back, Mr Lim asked: So fast?
Rachel: Yeah, I just went to, erm, wash my hands.
Very dirty yeah. (looks at hands)
Sam: (beside Rachel) -laughing-
8. Emerald's Many Cousins/Friends
#1 The green dustbin outside 3D2 classroom.
#2 Xiao Ming the financial problem, whom Trisha and Vickii were fighting over.
#3 The Emo Cow.
#4 Some monkey in the zoo?
9. Trisha's Weird Accents
#1 "Sawadika! ... Coffee or tea?"
#2 "Luby!" (Pronouncing "r" with the "l")
#3 The Yeah Accent.
10. Weird Experiences With Sammy In The Cinema
#1 Falls off the chair.
#2 Grabs Emerald in the dark for who-knows-what reason.
#3 Something she did to Emerald while watching "Angus, Tongues and Perfect Snogging."
11. Pigs Will Fly.
After some test paper ...
Emerald: Whoa I think if i pass Maths the sky will drop.
Rachel: Sky drop you die already leh.
Emerald: Then all the better, no need to show parents the paper.
Sky don't drop I also die.
Rachel: Okay ..
Trisha: Eh I know! If I pass maths, pigs will fly. That's why they have
Airpork.
12. Obama Versus Osama
Sammy wanting to say Obama won the Election but ...
She didn't say Obama. She said OSAMA.
So just imagine this: OSAMA WON THE ELECTION!
ALSO:
Sammy thought the criminal Saddam Hussein's name was
SARDINE Hussein. SARDINE. As in the fish.
13. Vickii's Chalet + Birthday Celebration
-> Birthday celebration: Sit on the ride 14 times
Apparently Sammy had some ulterior motive to sit it 14 times.
Didn't scream once. For some reason.
Sam was sacrificed in the water?
-> Chalet: Trisha killing Emerald? (or is it the other way?)
Full details on Vickii's blog archive.
14. Clique Outing with -Ahem-
Everyone pangsei Trisha with -Ahem-
Poor Vickii.
15. The Hippo and Rhino Incident.
Hippo and Rhino/Ogre Fiesta.
16. Clique Nicknames
All after a food - Choco, Cuppycake, Crabby, Chewy, Candii, Fishy.
17. The Shorts.
Incident One -
Emerald: Sammy, did you remember to wear shorts?
Sammy: errr...
Everyone one else: -Groans-
Emerald: Anyone got shorts, please lend Sammy like right now.
Incident Two -
Trisha: Hey Rachel, are you wearing school shorts?
Rachel: Erh yeah, why?
Trisha: Oh!! Can you lend me, because I'm wearing FBTs ...
Rachel: .... -speechless for a while-
Are you sure you can wear my shorts?
18. Let's Kill Her Right Now
Some Ways on how we can do it.
1. Stapler Her.
2. Form a lynching mob
3. Emerald's attack (You which part not happy, you tell her, she'll make it "happy" for you.)
4. Drag her to LD Square Torture Chamber.
19. Visiting Rachel's House
Went to Rachel's house for the first time.
Photo-taking session in Rachel's room
Did jumpshots in the balcony and performed the You Die I Die scene.
Ran in the rain and got shoes flooded.
Rachel: Oh my gosh my shoes are wet!
Vickii: My one inside got swimming pool okay!
Trisha: Mine in spa already!
Emerald: You shut up, I got ocean inside mine!
20. A Proof of Sam's SSTML
Guess who can lose a stack of papers in like 10 seconds?
No price for guessing who.
Vickii had to go photocopy some paper.
Vickii: Nah, Sam, you can return me my paper later.
Sam: Okay.
(Vickii returns to her classroom. Then enters again)
Vickii: Eh Sam wait, I need to write something down on it.
Sam: Err. I think I lost it.
21. Trisha's Side-Galloping
One of the many weird things she does.
22. Sammy and The Gym
Sammy was outside the gym and went to box her ears in front of it
Because she didnt know that the glass was transitional
And that people inside can actually see what she was doing.
23. LD Square Promotional Videos
Sam, Sammy, Emerald, Trisha and Vickii was sitting near the primary school gate
Decided to film some promotional videos for some reason.
Trisha and her Thai/British accent.
Vickii and her Cheena accent.
Videos are on Emerald's blog archive.
24. The Prank Calls
A weird decision to prank call the King Of Dao (or whoever the victim was).
Vickii and her Zhong Guo Hang Kong Gong Si crap.
Pretty realistic actually.
25. The LD2 Airline
A random topic about what would we all do if we set up a airline called LD2
Vickii -> Catering the food (To which she'll poison)
Sammy and Trisha -> Pilots (They can't even ride a bicycle properly)
Emerald and Sam > Air stewardess (One cannot help with carry ons, the other
punch you if you ask for drink refills)
Rachel -> Tour guide to introduce people to LD2. Or something evil that someone
else can think of.
26. Are You Still In School?
LD Square in canteen, about to leave school for an outing.
Rachel's Handphone buzz with a message that says:
"Please meet Mrs Cumar outside the staffroom if you're still in school."
Everyone pause for a few seconds.
Then drag Rachel out of school saying,
"Oh look, we're no longer in school. We're ONE STEP out of school."
27. Watch Out, Wall!
Sammie was very engrossed in reading Sam's diary so she just walked all the way straight into the carpark. Vickii and Sam was just starring at her with this expression O.0 and then a car was heading towards her. They shouted: Sammie!
she saw the car, jumped and ran towards Vickii and Sam.
at this point she was reaching the end of the carpark.
28. Swenson Earthquake!
Tessa owed us money for stealing our clique fund.
We demanded the cash back but she had lack of funds so
She passed us her POSB NETS CARD and her PIN.
Went to Swenson and treated ourselves to Earthquake.
Darn shiok - eight different flavours of ice-cream.
At the end, Emerald dumped the remains of the ice-cream in the dry ice.
Everyone else followed by adding random stuff in.
Emerald even add tomato sauce into it!
Gross goo. Super gross.
Turns out later that Tessa's PIN doesn't work,
So Rachel had to pay the bill in the end.
29. Emerald's Splastic Dream
The dream takes place during prom night.
All of us was dressed for prom in DRESSES.
Sam spiked Sammy's orange juice.
Sammy passes out and gets revived, and cycle continues on for X times.
Wind the clock to the future.
Vickii becomes Yuzhe's PA.
Rachel becomes a tour guide.
Sammy becomes a math teacher.
Sam becomes an author ... ?? (Not very sure)
Trisha becomes some rich tai tai .. ?? (Not very sure too)
Sammy has 7 CHILDREN - one being an EMO kid
That spends time emoing and plucking flowers.
30. Handphone Mystery
Outing at Vivocity ... eating at Carl's Junior.
Trisha hid Sammy's phone in the fries box and pointed it in her direction.
Silent mode, of course.
Sammy came back with drink refill. Looked high and low for phone.
Rachel offered her phone to let her call so she can find it.
Called once, twice, thrice. No sound - ringing tone and vibration.
Sammy called and searched.
SHE EVEN LOOKED UNDER A TRAY.
31. Bumping Into The Turkey
Each one of us bumped into The Turkey in public (Except Trisha and Vickii?)
The Turkey is always spotted at the same place apparently.
Sammy: Twice. (Poor thing)
Sam: Once.
Emerald: Once
Rachel: Once
Lesson learnt: Never go to City Hall on your own.
And ALWAYS WASH YOUR EYES WITH SOAP after seeing her.
32. KMC
The many nicknames:
1. Her full name.
2. The Turkey
3. Albino
4. Albino Turkey
33. Vickii's Dream
Something to do with Trisha PDA-ing.
It goes something like:
Emerald: Trisha, so you like that ah, pangsei us.
Trisha: Shhh .. can't you see I'm busy?
Leave it to Vickii to go touch up on this. I can't remember.
34. Asking For Number
In the library.
Vickii was dared to ask for Ben 10's number.
Apparently Emerald was hiding behind books with Sam, Sammy.
Sammie was holding the book upside down -.-
Trisha went with Vickii.
Ben 10 was puzzled, but still gave Vickii the number.
Emerald also went up and asked for his name since they didn't ask for it.
35. Where are you?
Vickii and Trisha was looking for each other in school.
-On the phone-
Vickii: Trisha! Where are you?
Trisha: In the canteen. Where are you?
Vickii: Me too. Ok. Forget it. Meet me outside of the giftshop
Trisha: Ok.
-Both hangs up-
Then both turns and see each other about a few feet away.
36. Emerald's Family Tree (By Her Request)
Emerald has relatives and friends in Taiwan, which includes Taiwanese artistes.
(She's obviously out to make Vickii jealous ... I'm innocent in this)
-TO BE CONTINUED-
